I’m so fucking excited, i’m going to wet myself
It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
I guess I cannot complain about you using me
I would have done anything just to spend time with you
I was hooked on you but you only used me to pass the time
Maybe i better start looking for something different..
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn